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爆笑英语幽默笑话精42:What Can I Say In五分钟我能说什么(英汉双语笑话)

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42.What Can I Say In

42.五分钟我能说什么

Five Minutes

当我们接到长途电话账单时,发现我们的女儿凯西经常给她在外地上大学的男朋友打长达60分钟的电话。“从现在开始,”她爸爸严厉地说,“你今后打电话的时间限制在五分钟之内。”

When we got our long一distance phone bill,we found that our daughter,Cathy,had been making 60一minute calls to a boyfriend away at college.“From now on,”her father said firmly,"Your calls are limited to five minutes.”

“爸爸,五分钟我能说什么呀?”凯西哀号着说。

“Dad,what can I say in five minutes”Cathy wailed.

“你拨电话给我。”他回答。

"Call me back.”He answered.

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