Idiots Joke(50)

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　　Dave and Tom are fishing on a lake. After about an hour when neither of them had a bite，Dave decided to row to the middle part of the lake；where they were very successful TOM：This is a great spot for fishing Dave we‘ll have to mark this spot so we can come back here tomorrow. DAVE：I know，we’ll put an X on the side of the boat to mark the spot. TOM：Don‘t be silly Dave that’s no good we might have a different boat tomorrow.

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