比父母
Brag about parents
比父母
An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat.
一个年轻的陆军士兵跟一个海军士兵吹牛，说他爸多么了不起。
"My dad is an engineer. He can do everything. Do you know the Alps?"
“我爸是个工程师。他什么都会。你知道阿尔卑斯山么？”
"Yes," said the Navy brat.
“知道，”海军说。
"My dad has built them."
“我爸建的。”
Then the naval kid spoke: "And do you know the Dead Sea?"
年轻的海军说：“那你知道死海么？”
"Yes."
“知道。”
"It's my dad who's killed it!"
“那可是我爸弄死的”
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