完美情人节礼物
Perfectly Paired Puns
As Valentine's Day approached, I tried to think of an unusual gift for my husband. When I discovered that his favorite red-plaid pants had a broken zipper, I thought I had the “perfect Valentine.” I had the pants repaired, and gift-wrapped them. On the package I put a huge red heart on which I printed: "My Heart Pants for You." I was the surprised one, however, when I saw the same heart taped to our formerly empty, but now overflowing, wood box. On it he had written: "Wood You Be My Valentine?"
情人节就要来临，我想给丈夫一件特别的情人节礼物。当我发现他最喜爱的红格子裤拉链坏了，我想我找到了“完美的情人节礼物了。 ”我把裤子重新修补了，并在裤子上装饰了一个巨大的红色的心上面写道： “”My Heart Pants for You. “我期待会给他一个惊喜，然而，当我看到了他将同样的心贴在一个木箱上，他写到：”Wood You Be My Valentine“
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