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这只鳄鱼也没有穿鞋(中)

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  一个年轻的金发女郎在路易斯安那州的深处旅行。有些道路很糟糕,因此她想要双真正的鳄鱼皮鞋,可是又不愿付出当地卖主开出的高价。

  最后,一店主“恕不还价”的态度使她非常沮丧,于是大声嚷道:“也许我该出去亲自抓一只鳄鱼,这样我就能以合理的价格得到一双鳄鱼鞋。”

  店主说:“请便吧,朋友。也许你很走运,会弄到一双大的。”

  女郎咬咬牙,转身向沼泽地走去,准备亲手抓只鳄鱼。

  当天下午,在开车回家的路上,店主看到一个年轻妇女手提猎枪,站在齐腰的水中,这时,他看到一个巨大的9英尺长的鳄鱼向她快速游去。

  她举起手,杀死了鳄鱼,费了很大的力气把它拖到岸边。附近还有另外几只死鳄鱼。

  店主惊奇地看着。这时,女郎抽打着鳄鱼的后背,失望地叫喊道:“真该死!这只鳄鱼也没有穿鞋。”

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