气味难闻极了
A man came to the police station and complained, " I have three
brothers――We all lived in one room. One of my brothers has six cats;
another has five dogs, and the other has four goats. The smell is terrible.
Can you do something about it?"
" Well, why don't you open the windows? " asked the policeman.
" What? And lose all my birds? "
一男子来到警察局抱怨道：“我有三个兄弟――我们都住在一间屋子里。其中一个兄弟养了六只猫，另一个喂了五条狗，还有一个养了四只山羊。气味儿难闻极了。您能给解决一下吗？”
“嗯，你为什么不把窗户打开呢？”警察问。
“什么？难道您要我把我的鸟儿们都放走吗？”
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