克莱顿主教

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Bishop Creighton

Creighton was going along a West End square when hesaw a little fellow trying to reach the
knocker of a large house．

"Can't you reach up so high?" queried the Bishop kindly．

"No, sir," said the small youngster．

"Well, then, let me help you," and the Bishop mountedthe three steps and gave a splendid
rattat．

The little boy glanced hastily at the gentleman of the cloth．"Come on," he yelled, "we
must both run away．"

克莱顿主教

当克莱顿主教沿着伦敦西区的一个广场走着的时候，他看见一个小家伙正试图抓住一所大房子的门环。

“你是不是够不到这么高的地方呢？”主教好意地问。

“是的，先生。”那小孩说。

“那好，让我来帮你。”主教登上那三级台阶，在门上重重扣了几下。

那个小男孩急忙给教士递上一个眼色。“快跑，”他喊着：“我们俩都得跑。”

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