趁麻烦出现之前
Before the Trouble Starts
A man went into a bar， sat down， called the barman and said to him，"Give me a drink before the
trouble starts．"
The barman was busy with other people， so he did not say anything， but he gave the man the drink， and the man drankit quickly． Then he put his glass down， called the barman a gain and said to him，“Give me another one before the trouble starts.”
Again the barman was too busy to say anything， so hegave the man his drink and went away． The man drank that too， and then again he called the barman and said to him．“One more drink before the trouble starts， please．”
This time the barman was not very busy， so when he brought the man his third drink， he said to him "What trouble are you talking about？"
The man answered,"I haven't got any money．"
趁麻烦出现之前
一个男人走进了一家酒巴。坐定下来便招呼酒巴招待并 对他说：“趁麻烦出现之前先给我来一杯酒。”
酒巴招待此刻正忙于招待别的顾客。所以也顾不上说什么，不过他给了那个人要的酒，那人把酒一饮而尽。接着他把酒杯放下，又招呼那个酒巴招待并对他说：“趁麻烦出现之前再给我来一杯。”
那个酒巴招待实在太忙了也顾不上问话，于是给了那人酒后就走开了。那人把它又喝了，接着再次招呼酒巴招待并对他说：“请你趁麻烦出现前再给来一杯。”
这一回，那个酒巴招待并不太忙，所以他给那人拿来第3杯酒时就问他：“你要讲的麻烦是什么呀？”
那人回答说：“我身无分文。”
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