双语幽默漫画：直言贾祸，千万不要嫌弃爱人家务做得不好
i bought this jeweler's eye-piece at a yard sale.
我今天在二手市场买了个小玩意儿，珠宝鉴定放大镜。
it's amazing! you can see the tinest details on things.
易于携带，使用方便，捕捉任何细节，很好玩。
whoa, look at the gunk on this fork! i thought you were a better dishwasher than that.
哇塞，瞅瞅叉子上这油印子，真庞大，太恶心，你以前刷完不是刷得挺干净的嘛？
me and my big mouth!
直言贾祸！少说为妙啊
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