某人刻苦学习英语,终有小成双语笑话

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   某人刻苦学习英语,终有小成。
   一日上街不慎与一老外相撞, 忙说:I am sorry.
   老外应道:I am sorry too.
   某人听后又道:I am sorry three.
   老外不解,问:What are you sorry for?
   某人无奈,道:I am sorry five.

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