不规则动词
Readers of London's New Statesman and Nation were asked to play a game originated by Philosopher Bertrand Russell．On B．B．C．'s Brain Trust programme，he had hu mourously conjugated an "irregular verb" as．
"I am firm；you are obstinate，he is a pigheaded fool．"
Among the winners picked up by the New Statesman in its competition were the following：
I am sparkling；you are unusually talkative；he is drunk．
I am righteously indignant；you are annoyed；he is making a fuss about nothing．
I am beautiful； you have quite good features；she isn'tbad looking， if you like that type．
I am fastidious；you are fussy；he is an old woman．
I have reconsidered it；you have changed your mind； hehas gone back on his word．
I have about me something of the subtle， haunting，mysterious fragrance of the Orient； you rather overdo it； dear；shestinks．
不规则动词
伦敦《新政治家和新国家》的读者被邀请玩一种由哲学家贝特兰·罗素发明的游戏。在英国广播公司的“为您咨询”节目中，他饶有风趣地列举了一组“不规则动词”的变化：
“我坚定，你固执，他是个顽固不化的笨猪。”
以下是《新政治家》从竞赛获奖作品中选出的几条：
我活泼；你异常多话；他醉了。
我感到义愤；你感到恼火；他小题大作。
我漂亮；你挺好看；她长得不难看，如果你喜欢那种类型的话。
我挑剔；你爱小题大作；他婆婆妈妈。
我重新考虑过；你改变了主意；他背弃了诺言。
我浑身散发着幽雅的、难以忘怀的、神秘的东方香水味；你的香水洒得太多了；天哪，她身上散发着恶臭。
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