Marriage Joke(41)

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　　Three men were sitting on a bench in heaven discussing how they died. The first man said“I died of cancer.”The second man said，“I died of Tuberculosis”。The third man said“I died of seenus”。The first two men said，“No，you mean sinus.”The third man said“No，I mean seenus. I was out with my best friend‘s wife and he seen us！”

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