恭喜你！
"I'd like you to come right over，" a man phoned an un dertaker，"and supervise the burial of my poor， departed wife．"
"Your wife！" gasped the undertaker．"Didn't I bury hertwo years ago？"
"You don't understand，" said the man．"You see I mar ried again．"
"Oh，" said the undertaker．"Congratulations！"
恭喜你！
“我要你马上来，”一个人打电话给殡仪馆老板：“来主持我可怜的、已故的妻子的葬礼。”
“你妻子！”殡仪馆老板喘着气说。“两年前我不是把她埋了吗？”
“你不知道，”那个人说：“我后来又结婚了。”
“噢，”殡仪馆老板说。“恭喜你！”
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