趣味图片英语笑话：crisis in Ukraine 乌克兰危机（双语）

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What we are going to do is pump information about the crisis in Ukraine, your lack of a pension plan, and the memory of your horrific prom ...

我们所要做的是输入关于乌克兰危机的信息,你缺乏一个养老金计划,和可怕的舞会的记忆……

After a week of binge-watching everything on Netflix, Hank was desperately in need of a reality transfusion

经过一个星期在网飞公司上看一切的狂欢,汉克迫切需要是输入现实

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