死后重生
Life after Death
"Do you believe in life after death?"the boss asked one of his employees.
"Yes,Sir."the new recruit replied.
"Well, then, that makes everything just fine,"the boss went on."After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you."
死后重生
“你相信人能死后重生吗？”老板问他的一个员工。
“我相信，先生”。这位刚上班不久的员工回答。
“哦，那还好”。老板接着说。
“你昨天提早下班去参加你祖母的葬礼后，她老人家到这儿看你来了。”
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