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什么士兵?

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What soldiers?

Wife: Dear! Take a look at those soldiers gawking at the lovely young girl passing by.

Husband: Soldiers? What soldiers?


什么士兵?

妻子:亲爱的!快看那些士兵,他们看经过的那位漂亮女郎都看得发呆了。

丈夫:士兵?什么士兵?

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