赖世雄读英语笑话学英语之可以说给妈妈听的笑话(18)：哲学课一则(双语)

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Unit 18 A Lesson in Philosophy 哲学课一则

Why worry?
何必忧虑呢？

Really, you have only two things to worry about—either you are sick or you are well.
真的，你只有两件事要担心，你不是会生病就是身体健康。

If you are well, you have nothing to worry about, and if you are sick, you have only two things to worry about—either you get well or you die.
如果你身体健康，那么就没什么好担心的。如果生病的话，只要担忧两件事，你不是康复就是死亡。

If you get well, you have nothing to worry about, and if yo die, you have only two things to worry about—either you go to heaven or you go to hell. If you go to heaven, you have nothing to worry about, and if you go to hell... You’ll be so busy shaking hands with old friends, you won’t have time to worry!
如果你康复的话，什么也不必担心。如果不幸死亡的话，你只要担心两件事，你不是上天堂就是下地狱。
如果上天堂，什么也不需要你担忧。要是下地狱的话，你会忙着和老朋友握手寒暄，连担忧事情的时间都没有！

英语知识点解说：

1.worry vi. 烦恼（通常与 about 并用）
worried a. 感到忧虑的
例：Don't worry about your bonus, Smith; you aren't getting one.
（别担心你的红利，史密斯，你什么也得不到。）
The worried expression on my doctor's face nearly gave me a heart attack.
（医生脸上忧虑的表情几乎让我要心脏病发作。）

2.well a. 身体健康的 & ad. 很好地
例：Don't worry; you'll get well soon.
（别担心；你很快就会康复的。）
If you act as well as your audition, you'll be a star!
（如果你能和试唱时的演出一样好的话，将可成为一位名歌手！）

3.sick a. 生病，患病的（=ill）；厌恶的
be sick of… 厌恶...
fall sick 生病
=fall ill 生病
例：I'm sick of you constant complaints.
（你频频抱怨让我感到厌倦。）
You look pretty sick. You need to go see a doctor now.
（你看起来病得很厉害，必须现在就得去看医生。）

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