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“班”和“笨驴”

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Class and Ass

Professor Laurie of Glasgow put this notice on his door:"Professor Laurie will not meet his classes today."
A student,after reading the notice,rubbed out the "c".

Later Professor Laurie came along,and entering into the spirit of the joke,rubbed out the"l".

“班”和“笨驴”

格拉斯哥的劳里教授在门上贴了这样一个通知:“劳里教授今天不会他的班。”
一个学生读了通知后,擦掉了字母“c”。
后来劳里教授来了,也想开开玩笑,他擦掉了字母“l”。

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