外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹49：跳伞 (中英)
Q:Why did the blind man give up skydiving?
问:为什么盲人会害怕跳伞?
A:It was scaring the hell out of his dog.
答:因为跳伞会把他们的狗吓得魂飞魄散。
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