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Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger. Will said, “Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? My father's the one who dug the hole for it.”
威尔和比尔在为谁的父亲更强壮而争吵。威尔说: “ 喏,你知道太平洋吗?那是我爸爸为它挖的洞。 ”
Bill wasn't impressed, “Well, that's nothing. You know the Dead Sea ? My father's the one who killed it!”
比尔不屑的说: “ 噢,这有什么,你知道死海吗?那是我爸爸杀死的!"



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