趣味英语:失去后才懂得珍惜
B： Yes， but I didn't want to lose her.
N： But you did， right.
B： No， I didn't.
N： Yes， u did lost her.
B： How did you know that I lost her.
N： Well， just intuition.（感觉而已。）
「注」要和tuition（学费）区分开。
B： Maybe you r right.
N： You admit that I'm right.
B： I just said maybe， but I am sure that everyone out there has heard the old saying， "you don't know what u have until it's gone".（只有当你失去后，才知道什么是珍惜。）
N： You are living those exact words now！~（这句话是你现在最好的写照。）
B： Well， I NEVER thought I would be living those exact words. But right now I recite those words over and over and over in my head， day after day， night after night， hour after hour， second after …
N： What an online romance.
B： It's not online， it's face to face.
B： And I hate the term "online romance". We did meet online， but not fall in love that way， we knew each other offline and fall in love offline.（我讨厌“网恋”这个词，我们是在网上认识的，但并不是在网上相爱的，我们在网络以外的现实中相恋。）
N： So much of your relationship is offline.（你们大部分的感情是建立在网络以外的。）
B： You are damn right.（你说的他妈的太对了。）
B： I hate those kind of cyber love（网恋）。
N： There has been many cyber lovers.
B： But not me.
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