端午节中英文搞笑祝福短信

001 taking off your coat, you are so Bainen, in light of the Youxiang, Tianyi Tian again on a bite, my heart fly Cloud Nine, ah, I love dumplings!

001 脱去你的外衣，你是那样白嫩，发着淡淡的幽香，舔一舔再咬上一口，我心飞上九霄云外，啊，粽子我的至爱！

002 of the dumplings is thoroughly into the sea, because your mind like the sea, like the broad, do not forget to vote in an own dumplings! I wish a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

002 粽子该是透入大海的，因为你的胸怀像大海一样的宽广，别忘了给自己投一个粽子！祝端午节快乐！

003 Mom: I used to force you to eat dumplings. Today, Haier is not the mother who, by weaving a message sent to your virtual dumplings, Mr Laofulaomu world peace!

003 老妈:从前你会强迫我吃粽子.而今,孩儿不在母亲身边,用短信编织一个虚拟的粽子送给您,祈天下老父老母平安!

004 piece of good news: The Dragon Boat Festival the same day, the first two digits of the phone is 13 users can go to the free on-street stalls for dumplings, of course, prior to being applied and who runs the burn ointment to prevent the water pouring into.

004 喜讯：端午节当天，手机号头两位数字是13的用户，可以到街边小摊上免费领取粽子，当然，事先要抹上烫伤膏以防被摊主的开水泼到。

005 I originally bought dumplings to give you, and made a short message to you, but the thieves got your phone, dear, we jump with Jiang Zemin!

005 我原来是买了粽子要送你的，并且发了短消息给你，但小偷拿了你的手机，亲爱的，我们一起跳江吧！

006 the day I pack dumplings in their own hands, we should see a good package, but I do not know for a long time what point package of meat into the good. Until I suddenly saw you, I decided to pack it into the points Zhu Tourou.

006 我那天在自己动手包粽子，眼看就要包好了，可是我找了半天也不知道包点什么肉进去的好。直到我突然看见了你，我决定就包点猪头肉进去吧。

007 birthday, I will send you a cake; Mid-Autumn Festival time, I will send you a box of moon cakes, to the Dragon Boat Festival, I give you a glutinous rice, I hope you can kind of go on it, carefully protected, I wait for the harvest Bless it.

007 生日的时候，我会送你一个蛋糕；中秋的时候，我会送你一盒月饼，端午节来了，我送你一粒糯米，希望你把它种下去，用心呵护，等待收获我的祝福吧。

008 Dragon Boat Festival comes, I give you a dumplings, friendship is the jacket, there is the blessing of the first, second is happiness, and the third layer is Xinxiangshicheng on the fourth floor of course, is that you write Qiantiao, fast Huanqian to me!

008 端午节来了，我送你一枚粽子，友情是外皮，里面第一层是祝福，第二层是幸福，第三层是心想事成，对了，第四层当然就是你写的欠条，快还钱给我！

009 Members Doukua you-and eager to learn, learn what like what I remember the day you learn to sing Andy Lau, really like Ye. Dragon Boat Festival comes, I think you should give us imitate the Qu Yuan's suicide jump, how ?

009 大家都夸你敏而好学，学什么像什么，我记得那天你学刘德华唱歌，真的很像耶。端午节来了，我想你也应该给大家模仿一下屈原跳江自杀，如何？

010 hold high the red flag, flying out of deep willow Houzhu. Drum-Spring Thunder, broke straight back to Yanbo far. Huan sonic booms, the panic withdrawal million war gas. Jinbi floor of the West, the first to the title in the title. I wish a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

010 红旗高举，飞出深深杨柳渚。鼓击春雷，直破烟波远远回。欢声震地，惊退万人争战气。金碧楼西，衔得锦标第一归。祝端午节快乐！

011 Wanshuiqianshan "brown" is the situation, Qu Yuan said thank you, Dano look at the dragon boat fun, friendship maintain a distance.

011 万水千山“棕”是情，屈原说声谢谢您，端午齐齐看龙舟，友情维系无远近。

012 dumplings incense, incense kitchen; Artemsia argyi incense, incense Full; peach sticks inserted in the door, looking out of a child, Mr Wong; Duanyang here, there Duanyang, everywhere Duanyang. Bless dear friend a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

012 粽子香，香厨房；艾叶香，香满堂；桃枝插在大门上，出门一望麦儿黄；这儿端阳，那儿端阳，处处都端阳。祝福亲爱的朋友端午节快乐！

013 I was metres Zongye you are, you layer a Guozhu, Xiangxiang sweet Nianzhu you, dumplings, the number of meters, how would you represent me, I remember the information, or dumplings Yesi you! Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

013 我是粽叶你是米，一层一层裹住你，香香甜甜粘住你，粽子里有多少米，代表我有多想你，记得给我发信息，不然粽子噎死你！端午节快乐！

014 dumplings delicious, but be careful; food processing, people vomiting see that this is the Qu Yuan was poisoned!

014 粽子好吃，但要小心；食品加工，让人呕吐；要看证明，屈原就是这样被毒死的！

015 tips: the phone with Zongye wrap, Guo Lizhu on 60 minutes, cell phone batteries, continued ability to be extended twice, the signal enhancement, and call dumplings can smell the aroma.

015 秘诀：将手机用粽叶包好，放在锅里煮60分钟，手机电池续电能力将延长两倍，信号增强，而且打电话时能闻到粽子香味。

016 long time ago, Qu Yuan, laid off after the invention of the dumplings, not only sold well, but also by the local ruffians and exploitation, disheartened finally went to the Guangdong jumped into the sea.

016 很久以前,屈原先生下岗后发明了粽子,可不但销量不好,还要受地痞剥削,心灰意冷终于跑到广东跳海了。

017 do not have words to express, only to have reality, I wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival. ------ To my house to eat dumplings it:)

017 不用语言来表达、只用实际来拥有、祝你端午节快乐。------来我家吃粽子吧：）

018 Separation will have to spend, respectively, the more time the more intimate. I want to tell you, the Dragon Boat Festival In particular, I would like you to.

018 有分离就有相聚,分别得越久越是亲昵。我想告诉你,这个端午节我特别想你。

019 moved to a hung your heart, a love of your blessing, a true feelings are waiting for your response. I wish a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

019 一颗心迁挂着你,一份爱祝福着你,一份真感情在等待着你的回应。祝端午节快乐！

020 I would like to take you do not have been so open, you smell is so charming, your body is very uniform, Xiangyao you a good, really delicious dumplings.

020 我想就这么一直抱着你不放开，你的香气是如此迷人，你的体态是多么均匀，好想咬你一口，粽子真好吃。

021 dumplings smell of incense, missing float the river, you and I separated a few hundred, in the Dragon Boat Festival is more strongly because I want to share with you a happy Dragon Boat Festival. I wish you a happy than I!

021 闻着粽子香，思念漂过江，你我相隔几百里，在端午节的时候更加强烈，因为我想和你一起分享端午节的快乐。祝你总比我快乐！

022 Artemisia argyi high in front of dance, sickness, driving away evil gas, anti-Wudu, happily the Dragon Boat Festival. I wish a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

022 艾蒿高高门前舞，驱邪气，防五毒，高高兴兴过端午。祝端午节快乐！

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