一个英国姑娘
英国姑娘
A woman goes to England to attend a 2-week company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.
一个女人要去英国参加为期两个礼拜的公司培训。丈夫开车送她到机场并祝她旅途愉快。
The wife answered: Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?
妻子回到道：谢谢你亲爱的，想要我带什么礼物给你呢？
The husband laughed and said: An English girl!!!
丈夫笑着说：一个英国姑娘吧！！！
The woman kept quiet and left. Two weeks later he picked her up in the airport and asked: So honey, how was the trip?
女人沉默着离开了。两个星期之后丈夫去机场接她并且询问：亲爱的，旅途愉快吗？
The wife: Very good, thank you.
妻子答：非常好，谢谢。
The husband: And, what happened to my present?
丈夫又问：那么，我的礼物呢？
The wife: Which present?
妻子说：什么礼物？
The husband: What I asked for: the English girl?
丈夫提醒道：我跟你要的英国姑娘呢？
The wife: Oh, that! Well, I did what I could; now we have to wait a few months to see if it's a girl!!!
妻子说：哦，是这件事啊！我已经尽我所能了，现在我们只需要耐心 等待几个月，看看是不是个女孩儿！！！
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