英文笑话:Chauffeur
The Pope is touring America in his limo and he asked the driver， "Why don't you let me drive for awhile？"
The driver thinks to himself， "Well I can't say no to him， he's the Pope." So the driver pulls over and they change places. The Pope was having fun， speeding down the freeway， dodging cars. After a while the driver taps on the window and tells the Pope， "Slow down a bit， you might get pulled over." The Pope says， "Not to worry！ I'm the Pope." The Pope continues to drive very fast.
All of a sudden， out of nowhere， come the flashing blue lights. The cop walks up to the car and the Pope rolls down the tinted window.
The cop sees the Pope and says， "Oh， I， ehhh， sorry， can you hold on a minute？"
The Pope says， "Sure." The cop walks back to his car and radios back to the station. He says， "Guys I just pulled over someone really important."
They ask， "Who， the President？"
"No more important." "The president of another country？"
"No more important." "An ambassador？" "No even more important." "Well who is it？" "I don't know， but the Pope is his chauffeur."
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