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After a young couple brought their new baby home, the wife suggested that her husband should try his hand at changing diapers. "I'm busy," he said, "I'll do the next one."

The next time came around and she asked again. The husband looked puzzled,"Oh! I didn't mean the next diaper. I meant the next baby!"
一对年轻夫妇带着他们的新生宝宝回到家,太太让先生试着换换尿布。“我没空,”先生说,“下回我来。”
到了第二回,太太又催他。先生感觉挺纳闷:“咳,我说的不是换下块尿布,是说给下一个宝宝换!”

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