外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹74：原来如此(中英)
I once lived in Arizona near Fort Huachuca, an army installation. Our street consisted mainly of mobile homes with small yards，but grass was difficult to grow in that climate, especially with the many children and dogs romping through the neighborhood. One lawn stood out. however. It was green and lush with neat rows of flowers. I was puzzled how the owner managed to do it until I noticed a sign in the yard. It read: "Danger一Minefield.”
我在亚利桑那州化奇卡要塞附近的一个军队驻扎地住过一段时间。街道两边主要是带有小型庭院的移动房屋，但是由于气候的原因，尤其是许多顽童还有狗四处乱窜，所以青草很难生长。然而，有一片草地幸免于难，长得郁郁葱葱，还间隔着一排排鲜花。让我疑惑不已的是主人用了什么妙方呢?当我注意到放在庭院里的一块牌子时就不觉得奇怪了，上面写着:“危险—雷区。”
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