外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹85：迪尼斯之旅(中英)
On a trip to Disney World in Florida, my husband and I and our two children devoted us wholeheartedly to the attraction. After three exhausting days，we headed for home.
佛罗里达州的迪斯尼乐园是一个迷人的地方。一次我和丈夫以及两个孩子前往旅游，我们全身心地沉醉在它的各种奇观之中。筋疲力尽地玩了三天之后，我们要回家了。
As we drove away, our son waved and said : "good bye，Mickey.”
当我们驱车离开时，儿子挥着手说道:“再见，米奇!”
Our daughter waved and said, "goodbye, Minnie.”
女儿挥着手说道:“再见，美妮。”
My husband waved, rather weakly，and said : "goodbye , money.”
丈夫也有气无力地挥了挥手，说道:“再见，美元。”
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