外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹179：太快与太慢(中英)
A man traveling at 130 miles per hour on the road was stopped by traffic police.
一个男人把车开到了每小时130英里的时速。警察把他拦了一下来。
“Sorry, officer.” Said the driver, “Was I driving too fast?”
“对不起，警官，”司机说，“我是不是开得太快了?”
“No, sir. You were flying too slow.”
“没有，先生，你只是飞得太慢了。”
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