外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹131：谁最臭(中英)
A grocer, a banker and a politician got lost in the forest. Eventually they came to a farmer's house and asked if he could put them up overnight.
一个杂货商、一个银行家和一个政客在森林里迷了路。最后，他们来到一家农舍，询问是否能在此住宿。
“Sure,”the farmer said, “but I've got room for only two of you in the house. The other will have to sleep in the barn with the animals, and the smell is very bad out there.”
“没问题，”农户说，“可是我的房子里只能安排得下两个人，另外一个得到牲口棚跟牲口睡在一起，那里的气味很难闻。”
"I'll sleep in the barn,” the banker volunteered.
“我去牲口棚睡。”银行家自告奋勇。
Half an hour later a knock was heard on the farmer's houses door, and there stood the banker, gasping," I can't take the smell.”
半个小时以后，他们听到有人敲门，银行家站在门口，喘着粗气:“那种气味我真的受不了。”
"All right,” said the grocer. "I' 11 sleep in the barn. "And off he went.
“好吧，”杂货商说:“我去牲口棚睡，”转身他就走了。
In a while there was another knock on the door. "I've put up with some rank odors from spoiled food,” the grocer complained," but that barn tops them all.”
不久，又响起了敲门的声音。“就连变质的食物恶臭我都能忍受，”他说，“但是，牲口棚的气味r以十么都难闻。”
"You two sissies,” said the politician" I'11 sleep in the barn.”
“你们两个真的没用,”政客说,“我去那儿睡。”
Thirty minutes later came another knock. When they opened the door There stood all the animals from the barn.
半个小时以后，又响起了敲门声。他们打开门，看到牲口棚的所有牲口都站在门口。
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