外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹251：数学没及格(中英)
My son，who made the dean’s list in his freshman year at Ball State University in Muncie, Indiana, called home a few weeks after starting his sophomore year as a psychology student.
我儿子是印第安那市曼西尔波州立大学的学生，大学一年级就上了系主任的表扬名单。第二年他学心理学，刚几个星期他就给家里打了个电话。
"Mom,” he said excitedly, "I have found the answer to surviving college 1 It isn't the grades that are so important , but the quality of what is learned and how it is applied to daily life. I’m lucky to be having these wonderful experiences!”
“妈妈，”他激动地说:“我找到了如何在大学里生存下去的答案!重要的不是分数，而是具备将学到的知识应用于日常生活的素质。我很幸运地有了这种奇妙的经历。”
"And just what does this mean?" I asked.
“你到底是什么意思?”我问道。
"I' m flunking math.” he replied.
“我数学没及格。”他回答说。
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