The Baby Quiz
Q： I m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move？
A： With any luck， right after he finishes college.
Q： How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu？
A： If it s the flu， you ll get better.
Q： What is the most common pregnancy craving？
A： For men to be the ones who get pregnant.
Q： What is the most reliable method to determine a baby s sex？
A： Childbirth.
Q： The more pregnant I get， the more often strangers smile at me. Why？
A： Cause you re fatter than they are.
Q： My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she s borderline irrational.
A： So what s your question？
Q： How long is the average woman in labor？
A： Whatever she says divided by two.
Q： My childbirth instructor says it s not pain I ll feel during labor， but pressure. Is she right？
A： Yes， in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
Q： Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor？
A： Not unless the word “alimony” means anything to you.
Q： Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids？
A： Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for.
Q： Do I have to have a baby shower？
A： Not if you change the baby s diaper very quickly.
Q： Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again？
A： When the kids are in college.
Q： Should I have a baby after 35？
A： No， 35 children is enough.
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