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- 趣味图片英语笑话： flatfish 鲽鱼（双语）
- Well, i don't think a push-up bra will do that much for you. You know, you are a flatfish ... So ... yeah...我认为托一个高型文胸不能为你做那么多。你知道,你是一个鲽鱼……所以&helli...
2018-11-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 趣味图片英语笑话：Charlie 查理（双语）
- Charlie was glad that his father did not live long enough to see him like this查理很高兴,他的父亲没有长寿到看到他这样 更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事...
2018-11-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 趣味图片英语笑话：a genius villain 天才恶棍（双语）
- Look at the clown! He's really funny, huh, Timmy?HAHA!小丑!他真的很有趣,嗯,蒂米吗?哈哈!Stop laughing!I'm a genius villain! STOP!别笑!我是一个天才恶棍!停!A more realistic version of how the li...
2018-11-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 趣味图片英语笑话：the gifts 礼物（双语）
- I'm happy about the gifts I got for Christmas, but I would really like to be another person ... What's the return policy on one's life? Can I get a new one?我对圣诞节的礼物很高兴,但我真的很想...
2018-11-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 趣味图片英语笑话：We are evacuation the area. 我们正在撤离该地区（双语）
- We are evacuation the area. People have been holed with families for a couple a days now and there is great risk that everything is going to erupt from compressed anger and bottled-up aggres...
2018-11-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 趣味图片英语笑话：little Owen 小欧文（双语）
- It was Chirstmas, the grown-ups was passed out from over-eating and little Owen was determined to reach the summit在圣诞成年人暴饮暴食昏倒了，小欧文决心达到峰会 更多 英语笑...
2018-11-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 趣味图片英语笑话：The competition 竞争（双语）
- I think you've worked up the kid pretty much now...我认为你们现在几乎生孩子的气了…The competition among the grand parents about giving the most presents proved fatal祖父母送礼物之间的...
2018-11-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 趣味图片英语笑话：gift wrapping paper 礼物包装纸（双语）
- What!? You haven't wrapped the gifts!?什么!?你们还没有包装礼物! ?Ehhh, we forgot to buy gift wrapping paper and all the shops are closed...恩,我们忘了买礼物包装纸,所有的店铺都关门了…Ma...
2018-11-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 趣味图片英语笑话：the neglected debates 被忽视的争论（双语）
- We Santa Girls demand to be heard!我们圣诞女孩需要能够被理解!We do not belong to Santa and we are not girls! We are independent women!我们不属于圣诞老人,并且我们不是女孩!我们是独立的女人!One...
2018-11-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 趣味图片英语笑话：a personal coach 私人教练（双语）
- You need to define precisely the LEGO Friends products you refuse to live without. Then you visualize how to make your family spend all their resources on your gifts.. Focus! You can do this,...
2018-11-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 趣味图片英语笑话：a random coincidence 机缘巧合（双语）
- This can not be a random coincidence, Stan! It's the fouth New Year's in a row this happens to one of my many, many wonderful cats!这绝能不是一个机缘巧合,斯坦!这是连续四新年发生在我的许多,许...
2018-11-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 趣味图片英语笑话：Earth 地球（双语）
- It seems this planet at one point was inhabited, but that all life is dead after an all-destructive war...似乎在这个星球上一度有人居住,但是所有的生命都死于破坏性战争……If Earth g...
2018-11-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 趣味图片英语笑话：Voldemoort 伏地魔（双语）
- Vader 维德Voldemoort 伏地魔The guy who invented "January" 发明“1月”的家伙Annual meeting in Union of the Dark Lords 黑暗领主联盟的年度会议 更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、...
2018-11-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 趣味图片英语笑话：herbs 草药（双语）
- Wait a sec going on stage. Just need to put some alone on my ankle, I seem to have a reaction to the herbs I got from my mom earlier ...在舞台上等一秒。只需要独自把一些放在在我的脚踝上,我似乎...
2018-11-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 趣味图片英语笑话：my soul 我的灵魂（双语）
- I'm getting into Mindfulness! I need to take care of my soul!我正进入正念!我需要照顾我的灵魂!I've heard it makes you real fat ...我听说它让你真正的肥胖…It was dropped它被抛弃了 ...
2018-11-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 趣味图片英语笑话：Glenn 格林（双语）
- We are all creatures from your imagination. We have come to say goodbye. You're embarking down a road, where we will no longer be a part of your life ...我们都是你想象的生物。我们来说再见。你...
2018-11-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 趣味图片英语笑话：Evan 埃文（双语）
- I'm sorry, but it's nothing personal, When it's all over, I hope we can meet for a cup of coffee ... Yours, Evan我很抱歉,但这不是私事,当一切都结束时,我希望我们可以见面喝杯咖啡…你的,埃...
2018-11-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 趣味图片英语笑话：Abstract expressionism 抽象表现主义（双语）
- I see a women giving birth to the idea of progress...我看到一个妇女生产生想法的过程……I see Buddha wrestling Shiva我看到佛湿婆摔跤Abstract expressionism is the best diversion whe...
2018-11-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 趣味图片英语笑话：Druids 德鲁伊教团员（双语）
- How did you think we would live in this "house" you've built!?
你怎么认为我们会住在你建的这个“房子”里了! ?It's hilarious! Try imagining people in 4000 years endlessly debating: Who built th...
2018-11-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 趣味图片英语笑话：FROZEN 冰雪奇缘（双语）
- What's your goals in life? 你的人生目标是什么?I want independence and a great career! 我想要独立和一个伟大的职业!I want to see Frozen all the time! FROZEN! Every day, the rest of my life! F...
2018-11-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 趣味图片英语笑话：I have trouble enjoying life 我享受生活有困难（双语）
- I have trouble enjoying life....我享受生活有困难....If I had your life, I wouldn't be able to enjoy it...Get a new one!如果我过着你的生活,我不能享受它…换一个新的! ...
2018-11-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 趣味图片英语笑话：eggheads 书呆子（双语）
- Reality have sent me! I'm here to show you eggheads how things really are! Outside - now! We are going to brawl! Noses are going be crushed! Expect super hard kicks in the balls!现实有发给我!...
2018-11-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 趣味图片英语笑话：Bored stay-at-home moms 在家无聊的妈妈们（双语）
- let me summarizes the pot: my car keys, angie's baby, debra's husband for 24 hours and 4000 dollars in child support ...让我总结下赌注：我的车钥匙，安琪的婴儿，黛布拉的24小时丈夫和4000美元的子女抚...
2018-11-03 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹316：新西兰的气候(中英)
- Teacher: Matthew, what is the climate of New Zealand?老师:马修，新西兰的气候怎么样?Matthew: Very Cold, sir.马修:先生，那里的天气很冷。Teacher: Wrong.老师:错了。Matthew: But, sir! When they send...
2018-11-03 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹315：闪电(中英)
- Teacher: Why is it said chat lightning never strikes the same place twice?老师:为什么说闪电从来不会两次击中同一个地方?Roy: Because after it's struck once the same place isn't there any more!...
2018-11-03 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
