外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹316：新西兰的气候(中英)
Teacher: Matthew, what is the climate of New Zealand?
老师:马修，新西兰的气候怎么样?
Matthew: Very Cold, sir.
马修:先生，那里的天气很冷。
Teacher: Wrong.
老师:错了。
Matthew: But, sir! When they send us meat it always arrives frozen!
马修:可是，先生!从那儿运来的猪肉都冻得硬邦邦的。
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