趣味图片英语笑话: flatfish 鲽鱼(双语)
Well, i don't think a push-up bra will do that much for you. You know, you are a flatfish ... So ... yeah...
我认为托一个高型文胸不能为你做那么多。你知道,你是一个鲽鱼……所以…是的…
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