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- Q. What is a conservative？ A. A conservative is an X-liberal that got mugged.更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事，请继续关注 英语作文大全幽默 笑话...
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- Q：How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb？ A：Two. One to change it，and another one to change it back again. A：Four，one to change it and the other three to deny it.更多 英语笑...
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- America's First Law of Motion： An object in motion tends to stay in motion，and an object tends to stay at rest，unless an external force acts upon the object. Meaning America tends to go its wa...
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- “Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards. If you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.”――Ronald Reagan更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默...
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- Q：How many Stalinists would it have taken to change a light bulb during the first 5 year plan？ A：None，for if the light bulb needed changing then comrade Stalin――the most wonderous man alive a...
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- Question：What do you get when you play a country and western record backwards？ Answer：You get your dog back，your car back and your wife loves you again！更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语...
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- “What do you think of Red China？”One woman asked another during a party on world affairs.“Oh，I don‘t know，”said the other woman.“I guess it would be all right if you use it on a white table...
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- Q：How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb？ A：None. They just declare darkness the standard更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事，请继续关注 英语作文大全...
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- Our staff has completed the 18 months of work on time and on budget. We have gone through every line of code in every program in every system. We have analyzed all databases，all data files，inclu...
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- Warning Signs of Insanity for Programmers. 1. You stay up all night coding only to realize that you haven‘t had any caffeine in about 6 hours. 2. You wonder why on earth anyone would ma...
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- How many software programmers does it take to change a light bulb？ None.“We'll document it in the manual.” 更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事，请继续关注 英语作文大全幽默 笑...
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- Q：How many Object Oriented programmers does it take to change a lightbulb？ A：None，they send it a message，and it changes itself.更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事，请继续关注 英语...
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- Q：How come legacy programmers get Halloween and Christmas confused？ A：Because Oct 31 = Dec 25（Octal 31 = Decimal 25）更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事，请继续关注 英语作文大全幽默...
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- How many Windows programmers does it take to change a light bulb？ 472. One to write WinGetLight BulbHandle，one to write WinQueryStatusLight Bulb，one to write WinGetLightSwitchHandle.更多 英语...
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- Never criticize someone unless you walk a mile in his or her shoes，and then when you criticize them you‘ll be a mile away and have their shoes！更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故...
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- A family of skunks was trapped in a thicket，surrounded by a pack of hungry wolves that were edging even closer. The Mother skunk calmly instructed her young：“Quickly children，let‘s put our head...
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- A year ago，Hans Vonk conducted the St. Louis Symphony Orchestra in a production of Beethoven‘s Ninth Symphony. During the final movement of Beethoven’s Ninth，there is a large pause in the Orch...
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- Did you hear about the cowboy who wore paper pants，a paper shirt，paper boots，and wore a paper hat？ The Sheriff arrested him for rustling更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事，请继续...
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- If quitters never win，and winners never quit，who made up the saying？ Quit while you‘re ahead！更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事，请继续关注 英语作文大全幽默 笑话...
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- Two young skunks named -In-and-Out go out to play. after a while Out got bored so he went in. Mummy skunk said that tea was ready and sent Out，out to tell In to come in. very quickly Out came i...
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- 势均力敌 有一天某位女士看到一只老鼠在自家的厨房地板上窜过。她很害怕老鼠，所以她冲出屋子，搭上了公共汽车直奔商店。在那儿，她买了一只老鼠夹。店主告诉她：“放点奶酪在里面，很快你就会逮住那只老鼠的。” ...
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- Farmer Joke(16)
- A Texas Cattle Rancher and an Illinois Farmer were debating on who had the biggest spread of land. The Texas Cattle Rancher said，“I‘ll tell ya what son，my ranch is so big that I can get in my...
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- 同样的服务 有位结婚十年的男人，正向婚姻顾问请教。 “新婚时我非常幸福。在市区的商店里累了一天，回到家里，小狗围着我又跑又叫，妻子忙给我拿来拖鞋。现在一切都变了。小狗给我叼来拖鞋，妻子对我又喊又叫。...
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- 我还不认识她呢 一对夫妇在公园里散步，发现一对年轻的男女坐在一条长凳上，动情地接吻。 “你为什么不那么做呢？”妻子说。 “亲爱的，”丈夫回答说，“我还不认识那个女子呢！” I Don't Know Her A co...
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- 班和笨驴 格拉斯哥的劳里教授在门上贴了这样一个通知：“劳里教授今天不见他的班级。” 一个学生读了通知后，擦掉了字母“c”（lass：姑娘）。 后来劳里教授来了，也想开开玩笑，他擦掉了字母“l”（ass：笨驴）。 C...
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