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- 抄 袭 我有个朋友在圣路易斯的华盛顿大学教欧洲历史，他说有一次他发现了一篇抄袭的学期论文。他把那个学生叫到了办公室。“这不是你写的，”他说，“有人帮你从百科全书上原封不动地打印了下来。” “你没...
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- 美 德 获取研究生学位多年以后，我回到位于宾翰顿的纽约州立大学当教员。一天，电梯里很拥挤，有人抱怨电梯效率太低。我说自我在那里当学生起，20年来电梯一直没有换过。 最后当电梯门打开时，我感到有人在我的...
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- 区 别 “研究生班和本科生很容易就能区别开来，”在洛杉矶加利福利亚州立大学给我们研究生上工程学课的老师如此说。“我说'下午好'，本科生们回答说'下午好'.研究生们则把我说的话记在笔记本上。” Differ...
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- 数学没及格 我儿子是印第安那市曼西尔波州立大学的学生，大学一年级就上了系主任的名单。第二年他学心理学，刚几个星期他就给家里打了个电话。 “妈妈，”他激动地说：“我找到了如何在大学里生存下去的答案！重...
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- 业余工作 我儿子在一所中学读二年级时，在一家超级市场找到了一份包装商品的业余工作。他满面笑容地回到了家。 “第一天感觉如何？”我问。 “好极了，爸爸。”他答道，“我跟许多漂亮的女孩子讲了话。” ...
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- 钥匙还是接吻 我的一位朋友在给一个成人学生班级上英语课。他们都是新近来美国生活的。在一张桌子上摆了许多日常用品之后，他请全班同学给他挑出尺子，书本，钢笔等。课进行得井然有序，学生们对自己所做的似乎很...
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- 自己做好准备 校园里流传着这样的故事：一个学生一次给父母拍了一份电报，上面写着：“妈妈－我所有功课都不及格，被学校开除。让爸爸做好准备。” 两天以后，他收到了回电：“爸爸已准备好。你自己做好准备吧！” ...
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- Q. Who takes care of the farm when the farmer is sick？ A. The pharmacist更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事，请继续关注 英语作文大全幽默 笑话...
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- Q：Why did the farmer receive an award？ A：Because he was outstanding in his field（out standing in his field）更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事，请继续关注 英语作文大全幽默 笑话...
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- A motorist，after being bogged down in a muddy road，paid a passing farmer fifty dollars to pull him out with his tractor. After he was back on dry ground he said to the farmer，“At those prices，I s...
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- A Montana sheep farmer was driving down the road outside of Billings one day when a State Trooper pulls him over and says，“Hey buddy，you know you just made a U-turn”？ The farmer replies，“I d...
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- A man‘s car stalled on a country road. When he got out to fix it，a cow came along and stopped beside him.“Your trouble is probably in the carburetor，”said the cow. Startled，the man jumped back...
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- A man traveling through the country stopped at a small roadside fruit stand and bought some apples. When he mentioned they were awfully small，the farmer replied，“Yup” The man took a bite of...
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- Farmer Emmitt had just finished cutting up hog meat when he gave his wife two hams and said，“Cora take these two hams and put them up for hard times.”Cora took the hams and put them in the fr...
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- There‘s a lot to be said about marital bliss…… A while back there was an opening in the CIA for an assassin. These highly classified positions are extremely difficult to fill，requiring an...
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- A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall，handsome，extremely sexy young man entered. He was so striking that the woman could no...
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- Q：What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is 24 hours a day/seven days a week？ A：A widow.更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事，请继续关注 英语作文大全幽默 笑话...
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- A woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist，“Paint me with diamond rings，a diamond necklace，emerald bracelets，a ruby broach，and gold Rolex.” “But you are not wearing any...
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- Dear John， I have been unable to sleep since I broke off our engagement. Won‘t you forgive and forget？Your absence is breaking my heart. I was a fool，nobody can take your place. I love you. ...
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- A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and put his head out the window to check. As he did so，a glass eye fell into his hand. He looked up to see where it came from jus...
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- A woman is walking on the road and a voice shouts out，“Don‘t take a step further.”She obeys and suddenly a ton of bricks fall on the place where she would have otherwise been. She thinks she...
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- A guy goes to a girl‘s house for the first time，and she shows him into the living room. She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to make them a few drinks，and as he’s standing there alone，he no...
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- A man was walking on the beach one day and he found a bottle half buried in the sand. He decided to open it. Inside was a genie. The genie said，“I will grant you three wishes and three wishes...
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- Two ladies were hanging out together and one was depressed.“What‘s wrong？” The depressed one replied，“I‘ve been married four times and everyone of my husbands has passed away.” The o...
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- Men who are bald at front of their heads are good thinkers. Men who are bald at the back of their heads are good lovers. Men who are bald at front and back think they are good lovers.更多 英语...
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