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- Q. What do you call a person who goes on talking when nobody listens？ A. A teacher！更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事，请继续关注 英语作文大全幽默 笑话...
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- One cold winter day a boy was standing out side a shoe store praying to God for some socks or some shoes. Just them a lady walks up to him and says，“Is there something that I can help you with...
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- An exasperated mother，whose son was always getting into mischief，finally asked him“How do you expect to get into Heaven？” The boy thought it over and said，“Well，I‘ll run in and out and in an...
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- A Tourist was driving down a country road in Kentucky when he saw a little boy walking down the road with only one shoe on. He stopped and said，“What‘s the matter son？Did you lose a shoe？” ...
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- Some boy scouts from the city were on a camping trip. The mosquitoes were so fierce，the boys had to hide under their blankets to avoid being bitten. Then one of them saw some lightning bugs and...
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- A certain little girl，when asked her name，would reply，“I‘m Mr. Sugarbrown’s daughter.” Her mother told her this was wrong，she must say，“I‘m Jane Sugarbrown.” The Vicar spoke to her in...
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- “Jenny！”screamed her mother，“why are you feeding birdseed to the cat？” “I have to，”Jenny replied.“That‘s where my canary is.”更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事，请继续关...
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- Little Tim，a 5 year old called 911 and very softly said：“hello”。Officer Pam asked：are your parents there？Little Tim answered：“yes，their busy”，the police，the fire department are here and they are...
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- A little boy returned from the grocery store with his mom. While his mom put away the groceries，the little boy opened his box of animal crackers and spread them all over the kitchen table.“Wha...
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- A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children f...
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- A little boy opened the big and old family Bible. With fascination，he looked at the old pages as he turned them. Then something fell out of the Bible and he picked up and looked at it closely....
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- When the Smith family moved into their new house，a visiting grandparent asked five-year-old Tommy how he liked the new place.“It‘s great，”he said.“I have my own room Alex has his own room，and...
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- “Dad，Can you write in the dark？” “I think so. What is it you want me to write？” “Your name on this report card.”更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事，请继续关注 英语作文...
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- Q. Why are pancakes like a baseball game？ A. Because they depend on the batter.更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事，请继续关注 英语作文大全幽默 笑话...
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- Ozzie came home from school with a black eye and cut lips. His mother sighed deeply，“Oh，Ozzie，you‘ve been in another fight.” “But，Mom，”sniffled Ozzie，“I was just keeping a little boy from b...
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- Mum，what are you cooking？？ It‘s bean soup！ I don‘t care what it has been；I just want to know what it is now！！更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事，请继续关注 英语作文大全幽默 笑...
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- Mom says to her daughter：“Jennie you have your boot on the wrong foot！ Little Jennie replies，“Mommy，I didn‘t know I had a wrong foot”。更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事，请...
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- A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons，Kevin，5，Ryan，3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Mom saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. “If Jesus were sitting he...
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- A young man was paying an over-night visit to an out-of-town boyhood friend and his wife and young son. When it came time to retire，the young man was told he could sleep in the same bed as his...
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- A little girl asked her mother，“Can I go outside and play with the boys？” Her mother replied，“No，you can‘t play with the boys，they’re too rough.” The little girl thought about it for a...
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- Q. Why did the kid eat his homework？ A. His teacher said it was a piece of cake.更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事，请继续关注 英语作文大全幽默 笑话...
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- “Johnny，I‘ve had a letter from your Principal，said the father. It seems you’re very careless with your appearance.” “Am I，Dad？” “Yes. You haven‘t appeared in school since last semest...
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- A three year old put his shoes on by himself. His mother noticed the left foot was on the right foot. She said，“Son，your shoes are on the wrong feet.”He looked up with a puzzled look and said，...
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- Little Jimmy's mother was serving prunes for dessert，but little Jimmy didn’t like prunes one little bit！He grumbled and complained and absolutely refused to eat them. Mother was very cross and...
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- Hearing a scream from the playroom，the mother rushed in and found her infant daughter pulling the hair of her four-year-old bother. After separating them，the mother said to her son，“Don‘t be up...
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