Kid Joke(82)
A little girl asked her mother，“Can I go outside and play with the boys？”
Her mother replied，“No，you can‘t play with the boys，they’re too rough.”
The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked，“If I can find a smooth one，can I play with him？”
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