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爱情方程式

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  Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance

  聪明男人 + 聪明女人 = 浪漫爱情

  Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy

  聪明男人 + 愚蠢女人 = 婚外情

  Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair

  愚蠢男人 + 聪明女人 = 离婚

  Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage

  愚蠢男人 + 笨女人 = 结婚

  Smart Boss + Smart Employee = Profit

  聪明老板 + 聪明员工 = 效益

  Smart Boss + Dumb Employee = Production

  聪明老板 + 愚蠢员工 = 剩余价值

  Dumb Boss + Smart Employee = Promotion

  愚蠢老板 + 聪明员工 = 加薪

  Dumb Boss + Dumb Employee = Overtime

  愚蠢老板 + 愚蠢员工 = 存货

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