英语幽默小故事带翻译：I’ve got one more 我还多一个!（中英双语）
71.I've got one more
71.我还多一个!
I was asked in by the company commander to explain why a report was in error:. "Sir;"I said，"you have to understand that I have four-idiots working for me."
我被叫到经理办公室，经理问我为什么在报告中出了个错。“先生，”我说:“你必须了解，我有四个白痴下属.”
He looked up from his desk-and said，"You are lucky. I have five idiots working for me.”
经理抬起头看了看我说:“你已经够幸运的了，我有五个呢！”
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