为什么新郎穿黑衣服 双语笑话
为什么新郎穿黑衣服
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?"
"Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life."
The child thought about this for a moment, then said, "So why is the groom wearing black?"
第一次参加婚礼，一个小女孩对她妈妈耳语，为什么新娘穿白衣服呢？
因为白色象征幸福，今天是她一生中最幸福的日子。
这个小孩子想了一会儿说，怪不得新郎穿黑色衣服。
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