英语幽默小故事带翻译：Besides the card...除卡之外……（中英双语）
76.Besides the card...
76.除卡之外……
After many years of wanting an automatic-teller card, I finally got one. The first time I used it was at a bank machine in a nearby college town. A student was there, when I arrived，and I asked him if he'd like to help me figure out the proper procedure.
多少年来我总盼望有张自动取款卡，现在我终于有了。记得第一次我在大学城附近的一个银行自动提款机上使用我的卡时，我问站在旁边的一个学生，是否能帮我使用这个机器的程序。“当然，”他回答。
"Sure，"he replied.
我向他解择说我想存一笔钱。他打断了我说:“我想我帮不了你了，我从未存过钱.”
I explained that I wanted to make a deposit. He cut me off and said, "I don't think I can help you. I've never made a deposit.”
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