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外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹220:大学毕业生(中英)

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A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep out the store.”

一个年轻人被一家超市录用了,第一天去报到的时候,超市经理微笑着与他握手致意,然后递给他一个扫把,说道:“你的第一个工作是把商店打扫干净。”

"But I' m a college graduate,” the young man replied indignantly.

“但是我是大学毕业生啊。”年轻人有些愤怒的答道。

"Oh, I’m sorry. I didn't know that,” said the manager. "Here, give me the broom 一I'll show you how.”

“噢,是这样。”很抱歉,我不知道经理说。“把扫把给我,我做个示范给你看。”


 


 

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