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外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹236:马克吐温下的定义(中英)

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What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?

动物标本剥制师和收税员有什么区别?

The taxidermist takes only your skin.

动物标本剥制师只是剥皮。

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