外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹237:海湾危机(中英)
When Bush’s top advisors told him there was a GULF crisis, he misunderstood and went to practice his chipping.
当布什总统的高级顾问告诉他发生了海湾危机,他误会了意思,然后去练习高尔夫球的切球技术去了。
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