所以她很快就答应嫁给我了
There was a 75-year-old multi-millionaire who had just married a beautiful 18-year-old blond girl. So his friends asked him, "How did you manage to get an 18-year-old girl to marry you, when you're 75?"
And the old man replied, "I told her I was 99, so she would marry me quick!"
有一个75岁多的百万富翁刚娶了一个18岁的金发美女。于是他的朋友问他，“你是怎么让一个18岁的女孩嫁给你，当你75？”和老人回答说，“我告诉她我是99，所以她很快就答应嫁给我了！”
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