外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹201：你现在要干什么？(中英)
After a family meal one night, 3 generations of the family are sitting around chatting. A 4 year old is sitting on her grandfather's knee.
晚饭后，祖孙三代人围坐一起聊天，四岁大的孙子坐在祖父的膝盖上。
4Yo: "Grandpa, can you make a noise like a frog?"
四岁的孙子:“爷爷，你能学青蛙叫吗?”
G: "What?"
爷爷:“什么?”
4Yo: "Can you make a noise like a frog?"
四岁的孙子:“你能学青蛙叫吗?”
G: "Why do you want me to make a noise like a frog?"
爷爷:“为什么想让我学青蛙叫呢?”
4Yo: "Well, last night Daddy said that when you croak we can all go to Disneyland.”
四岁的孙子:“因为昨晚爸爸说，你像青蛙那样叫了，我们就可以去迪斯尼乐园了?”
Luckily the old man took the comment in good humor.
幸运的是，对这件事老人一笑了之。
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