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  让小的干吧

  A bit of advice for those about to retire. lf you are only 65,never move to ansrUrement community. Everybody else is in their 71s, 80s,or 90s. So when something has to be moved, lifted or loaded,they yell,"Get the kid.

  这里想对将要退休的人提一点忠告。如果你只有65岁的话,千万别进退休社区。因为那里的人都七八十岁或者八九十岁了。每当要搬东西,抬东西或者装东西时,他们会喊,“让小的干吧。


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