英语幽默小故事带翻译：The devil and the lord 上帝与恶魔（中英双语）
27.The devil and the lord
27·上帝与恶魔
A preacher was asking for contributions to the church's sprogram to buy food for the needy. The town gambler, who also owned the salon and several other shady operations，offered the preacher $500.“You can't take that," a scandalized deacon told the preacher. "That's the devil's money.”
教堂活动中有个项目是为穷人捐钱买食物。一次一位牧师在请求公众捐资时，镇上一名拥有一个沙龙和几个赌场的赌场老板捐了五百块钱。“你不该接受他的钱。”一位名声很
坏的收师对那位牧师说，“那钱是魔鬼的钱。
"Well，brother，"said the preacher，cheerfully accepting the gift,"in that case，the devil has had his hands on it long enough. Now let's see what the Lord can do with it.”
“澳，我说兄弟，”高兴地收了捐赠的牧师说:“要是那样的话，魔鬼的手印一定还在这钱上，现在咱们就看看上帝会怎样来对什它吧!”
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