女友学英语 为什么受伤的却是我
留学回家，一天我正在看碟，女友又捧了本书进来，说道:给我讲讲这几句话什么意思。
女友:这个“i don't know.”是什么意思？
我说:“我不知道”
女友:你留学了几年，你怎么什么都不知道！！
我说:不是！就是“我不知道”吗！！
女友:还嘴硬！！！！$◎%！#$"&%#$%◎$%◎#$%！"%"！"%$"#&……（一顿爆揍）
女友:你在给我说说这个。“i know.”是什么意思你该知道吧，给我说说。
我说:是“我知道”
女友:知道就快说。
我说:就是“我知道”
女友:找茬呀你？刚才收拾你收拾的轻了是不？
我说:就是我知道呀！
女友:知道你还不说！！不懂不要装懂！&*$%"@$#！%$@"%#*$"""##$%（又一顿爆揍）
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